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ask-h-granger: I am very sure, Draco, that you are the most ridiculous fiance there is. Thankfully...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:07:54 -0400

I am very sure, Draco, that you are the most ridiculous fiance there is. Thankfully you’re my ridiculous fiance, though—I don’t think anyone could handle you as well as I do! As for my hair, you can keep your snarky little comments to yourself! I happen to think that I managed to tame it quite nicely today—doesn’t my hair look nice today, Draco?

Your hair looks exactly the same as it does every other day, Granger. Bushy.

what's your least favorite word

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:39:00 -0400

Weasley.

hey if you do go you might get a something a little 'extra' afterwards

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:36:00 -0400

Meaning sex?

youhave a very cute pout draco. (oh, I visited your twitter, and I thing your beautiful!)

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:36:00 -0400

OOC:

I DON’T KNOW IF THE THING IN PARENTHESIS WAS MEANT IC OR OOC BUT EITHER WAY DRACO AND I BOTH THANK YOU!!!

Don't give me that look. Your the one who doesn't want to take her.

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:34:00 -0400

I’ll give you any look I so please.

ask-h-granger: …Do you see that look that Crookshanks is giving you right now? The unimpressed one?...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:33:25 -0400

ask-h-granger:

…Do you see that look that Crookshanks is giving you right now? The unimpressed one? It’s the exact same one that I’m giving you—because you, Draco Malfoy, are the most ridiculous fiance out of all the fiance’s ever! And I—my hair is not bushy! At all!

Are you quite sure that I’m the most ridiculous fiance? I’m sure you could find several a million times worse than me, for the record. Your hair has its own postcode, Granger, honestly.

Well she's the one who said she might take the boys in the first place. So logically I assumed she would be interested in seeing a show.

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:17:00 -0400

It's either you or the boys take her or she goes alone. Of course, she could not go at all but she seemed to be interested by the idea.

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:13:00 -0400

Why the hell do you think she will go?

ask-h-granger: Repeat after me, Draco: “Not everyone is in love with me, and I occasionally suffer...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:11:51 -0400

ask-h-granger:

Repeat after me, Draco: “Not everyone is in love with me, and I occasionally suffer from delusions where I fall under the impression that the Minister of Magic, a married woman, and my fiancee’s father are interested in me”.

“Everyone is in love with me, and I often have to suffer advances from the Minister of Magic, a married rodent, my fiance’s father, and a bushy-haired ex-Gryffindor.”

Well do you want her going by herself?

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:10:00 -0400

Damn.

You're not spending any time with them though. Just Hermione.

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:08:00 -0400

You’re not getting this, are you?

ask-h-granger: I think that you’re the one suffering from delusional here, love—not Minister...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:07:23 -0400

ask-h-granger:

I think that you’re the one suffering from delusional here, love—not Minister Shacklebolt; you.

Excuse me?

Ronald and Harry. They can take her. That way, she gets to see a show and have a nice fun night, and you don't have to listen to any singing. Everyone wins.

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:06:00 -0400

But I hate them.

Well if you won't take her, I guess she'll just go see it with the boys. That way everyone is happy.

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:03:00 -0400

…The boys.

ask-h-granger: Except—no, Draco! He didn’t! At all! Do you want me to tell the Minister that you’re...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:01:30 -0400

ask-h-granger:

Except—no, Draco! He didn’t! At all! Do you want me to tell the Minister that you’re going around and telling people he was giving you bedroom eyes? Really? No!

I mean, if the man can’t handle the truth then that’s his problem.

No. French Revolutionaries. Kind of.

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:59:00 -0400

Uuuuuuuugggghhhh.

Well then Les Miserables is show for you. It 'is' entitled "The Poor Ones."

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:56:00 -0400

Is it a musical about the Weasleys?

ask-h-granger: I would just like to make it very clear that neither Molly Weasley or my father made...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:49:08 -0400

ask-h-granger:

I would just like to make it very clear that neither Molly Weasley or my father made any sort of…um…vulgar advances towards Draco. He’s in one of his more teasing moods tonight—meaning he’ll say anything providing that he (and no one else) thinks it’s funny. And I didn’t cry! Nor do I always cry!

Everyone hits on me. Minister Shacklebolt gave me bedroom eyes last week.

CATS IS A BEAUTIFUL MUSICAL! It's lighthearted and fun and you have no idea what in the world is happening but you still love it and enjoy it. But like I said, it's no longer in the West End. However, there are some lovely shows, such as Les Miserables, Lion King, Wicked, Mamma Mia, Billy Elliot and the Book of Mormon currently showing. I think you would enjoy Wicked in particular. It is about witches after all.

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:47:00 -0400

I don’t enjoy lighthearted fun shit. I’m allergic to happiness.

how????????????? details!!!!

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:45:00 -0400

I’m afraid it’s too vulgar to repeat. Hermione cried (she always cries).