May 2013
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ask-h-granger:
Oh, you—argh, Draco! Argh! I—you—I don’t do that! Ever! Whatever you thought you walked in on that one time, you…were hallucinating! It was a delusion created by your dirty mind and nothing more!
You were touching yourself and moaning, Granger. That was hardly a delusion.
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ask-h-granger:
I—stop it! Stop laughing right now, Draco Malfoy, or I swear it won’t just be your hair I chop off! I take it you’re very attached to your…erm…manly bits, aren’t you? Keep laughing and you won’t have anything to be attached to
I take it that with my lack of cock, you’ll be masturbating more frequently?
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Anonymous asked: i bet that was a pleasant surprise finding her like that.
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Anonymous asked: Oh yes, very bald. Shiny bald. I wonder if your head is paler where you hair currently is?
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Anonymous asked: YOU WALKED IN ON HER TOUCHING HERSELF??? WHEN? wow why didn't she just ask you to take over?
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ask-h-granger:
askdracorgasms:
Remember that time I walked in on you masturbating and you locked yourself in the bathroom?
…Draco!
No! No no no no no! No, I don’t remember that, because it never happened! Ever! I don’t know what you’re talking about!
Sometimes I think about it and laugh. A lot. Like right now, for instance.
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Anonymous asked: I have this very strange feeling, that you may just wake up bald tomorrow..
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ask-h-granger:
…That’s fine! I can—I can take care of things on my own!
Remember that time I walked in on you masturbating and you locked yourself in the bathroom?
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ask-h-granger:
askdracorgasms:
Would you truly harm your beloved like that?
Seeing as my beloved deserves to have all of his silky blonde locks shaved off, yes! I would! So you had better sleep with one eye open, fiance of mine—one eye open!
Someone’s not getting sex. For a month.
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Anonymous asked: What if she actually grew a pair and did it? That would suck
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ask-h-granger:
I have all the guts, actually! More guts than you do, Draco Malfoy! Just you wait—you’re going to wake up in the morning with a shiny bald head!
Would you truly harm your beloved like that?
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Anonymous asked: I'm taking it you're as free as North Korea then?
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Anonymous asked: on a scale of one to america how free are you tonight
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ask-h-granger:
…It’s not that nice. Nor will it be nice when I shave it all off while you’re asleep!
I don’t think you have the guts, Granger.
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ask-h-granger:
That—I—excuse you! How would you like it if I made fun of your hair, hmmm? You wouldn’t like it! At all! So leave mine be!
My hair’s perfect, though.
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ask-h-granger:
I am very sure, Draco, that you are the most ridiculous fiance there is. Thankfully you’re my ridiculous fiance, though—I don’t think anyone could handle you as well as I do! As for my hair, you can keep your snarky little comments to yourself! I happen to think that I managed to tame it quite nicely today—doesn’t my hair look nice today, Draco?
Your hair looks exactly the same as...
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Anonymous asked: what's your least favorite word
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Anonymous asked: hey if you do go you might get a something a little 'extra' afterwards
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Anonymous asked: youhave a very cute pout draco. (oh, I visited your twitter, and I thing your beautiful!)
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Anonymous asked: Don't give me that look. Your the one who doesn't want to take her.
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ask-h-granger:
…Do you see that look that Crookshanks is giving you right now? The unimpressed one? It’s the exact same one that I’m giving you—because you, Draco Malfoy, are the most ridiculous fiance out of all the fiance’s ever! And I—my hair is not bushy! At all!
Are you quite sure that I’m the most ridiculous fiance? I’m sure you could find several a million times worse than me,...
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Anonymous asked: Well she's the one who said she might take the boys in the first place. So logically I assumed she would be interested in seeing a show.
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Anonymous asked: It's either you or the boys take her or she goes alone. Of course, she could not go at all but she seemed to be interested by the idea.
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ask-h-granger:
Repeat after me, Draco: “Not everyone is in love with me, and I occasionally suffer from delusions where I fall under the impression that the Minister of Magic, a married woman, and my fiancee’s father are interested in me”.
“Everyone is in love with me, and I often have to suffer advances from the Minister of Magic, a married rodent, my fiance’s father, and a...
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Anonymous asked: Well do you want her going by herself?
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Anonymous asked: You're not spending any time with them though. Just Hermione.
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ask-h-granger:
I think that you’re the one suffering from delusional here, love—not Minister Shacklebolt; you.
Excuse me?
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Anonymous asked: Ronald and Harry. They can take her. That way, she gets to see a show and have a nice fun night, and you don't have to listen to any singing. Everyone wins.
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Anonymous asked: Well if you won't take her, I guess she'll just go see it with the boys. That way everyone is happy.
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ask-h-granger:
Except—no, Draco! He didn’t! At all! Do you want me to tell the Minister that you’re going around and telling people he was giving you bedroom eyes? Really? No!
I mean, if the man can’t handle the truth then that’s his problem.
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Anonymous asked: No. French Revolutionaries. Kind of.
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Anonymous asked: Well then Les Miserables is show for you. It 'is' entitled "The Poor Ones."
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ask-h-granger:
I would just like to make it very clear that neither Molly Weasley or my father made any sort of…um…vulgar advances towards Draco. He’s in one of his more teasing moods tonight—meaning he’ll say anything providing that he (and no one else) thinks it’s funny. And I didn’t cry! Nor do I always cry!
Everyone hits on me. Minister Shacklebolt gave me bedroom eyes last week.
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Anonymous asked: CATS IS A BEAUTIFUL MUSICAL! It's lighthearted and fun and you have no idea what in the world is happening but you still love it and enjoy it. But like I said, it's no longer in the West End. However, there are some lovely shows, such as Les Miserables, Lion King, Wicked, Mamma Mia, Billy Elliot and the Book of Mormon currently showing. I think you would enjoy Wicked in particular. It is...
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Anonymous asked: how????????????? details!!!!
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Anonymous asked: MOLLY WEASLEY HIT ON YOU? WHAT? EXPLAIN
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Anonymous asked: But I'm sure it would make Hermione exceedingly happy. Unfortunately Cats is no longer running but I'm sure you two could find something else that you would both find entertaining.
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Anonymous asked: has any witch aside from the granger hit on the draco lately?
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Anonymous asked: THREESOME WITH MARCUS FLINT????
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Anonymous asked: how does hermione put up with you?
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Anonymous asked: I think you and viktor krum would make good friends
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Anonymous asked: A musical. You know a play with singing and dancing. She'd love it.
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Anonymous asked: Has the muggle from the club pressed charges or anything?
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Anonymous asked: WHY DO YOU HATE RON?
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Anonymous asked: You should take Hermione to see a show in the West End. I think she'd enjoy it. :D
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Anonymous asked: MEW MEOW STUPID BOY MEWO OWOWOWO XOXOXOXO CROOKSHANKS
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Anonymous asked: SEX???? CROOKSHANKS????
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Anonymous asked: Have you ever had an accidental one night stand with Blaise?
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Anonymous asked: Do you talk to Daphne Greengrass?
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Anonymous asked: How do you feel about Hermione Granger?
