I DON’T KNOW IF THE THING IN PARENTHESIS WAS MEANT IC OR OOC BUT EITHER WAY DRACO AND I BOTH THANK YOU!!!
I’ll give you any look I so please.
…Do you see that look that Crookshanks is giving you right now? The unimpressed one? It’s the exact same one that I’m giving you—because you, Draco Malfoy, are the most ridiculous fiance out of all the fiance’s ever! And I—my hair is not bushy! At all!
Are you quite sure that I’m the most ridiculous fiance? I’m sure you could find several a million times worse than me, for the record. Your hair has its own postcode, Granger, honestly.
Why the hell do you think she will go?
Repeat after me, Draco: “Not everyone is in love with me, and I occasionally suffer from delusions where I fall under the impression that the Minister of Magic, a married woman, and my fiancee’s father are interested in me”.
“Everyone is in love with me, and I often have to suffer advances from the Minister of Magic, a married rodent, my fiance’s father, and a bushy-haired ex-Gryffindor.”
You’re not getting this, are you?